toitlebits:

zombiefoolery:

toitlebits:

zombiefoolery:

“… I’m confused for the fact you’re playing sports with your enemy. I guess it’s justified for some reason, but still….”

“Maybe beat stuff up? Pranking? I’m way better at the latter. I know a lot up my sleves!”

Hey if we can beat him in any way then I’m all for it. I’ve won plenty of races myself, even though they went without me in their recent race.

Pranking is sneaky and funny, but it’s not my thing.

“Awwww come oooon, pleaaaase? It’ll be fun! I can even lay it on your enemies, if ya’ want! I haven’t pranked someone all DAY.” She frowns, puppy eyes set into motion. Always a prankster, and will pass it onto others! That’s the life of a pranky!

I don’t like pranking, it’s not that fun. My brothers do though.

/Is she about to start begging? Kinda creepy coming from something dead./

"Hmmmph! Fiine, I guess fighting should settle. That is, if you want to fight."

Next time I’ll be super persistent, she thought. I’ll make sure of it!

toitlebits:

zombiefoolery:

“… I’m confused for the fact you’re playing sports with your enemy. I guess it’s justified for some reason, but still….”

“Maybe beat stuff up? Pranking? I’m way better at the latter. I know a lot up my sleves!”

Hey if we can beat him in any way then I’m all for it. I’ve won plenty of races myself, even though they went without me in their recent race.

Pranking is sneaky and funny, but it’s not my thing.

"Awwww come oooon, pleaaaase? It’ll be fun! I can even lay it on your enemies, if ya’ want! I haven’t pranked someone all DAY." She frowns, puppy eyes set into motion. Always a prankster, and will pass it onto others! That’s the life of a pranky!

toitlebits:

zombiefoolery:

toitlebits:

zombiefoolery:

toitlebits:

zombiefoolery:

“I’m hopin’ that your brothers and sisters are nice like your kind self.”

“Benny’s Cemetery, right near Johnnyvile. That’s where I was born and it was where I died at!”

I’m not nice, none of us are nice.

That’s pretty… morbid.

“I’m sensing a good reason to objectify!”

“Yeah, but the cemetery is pretty fun! You can find pretty cool stuff in peoples’ tombs and graves, like jewerly.”

Well keep it to yourself then.

Grave robbing is beneath us, we don’t need what the dead have.

“Fiiiiine!”

“Yeah, but atleast it satisfy my fun meter! I should show you the stuff I have if you come around the town, it’s pretty neat.” She smiled. “So, since I ran out of topics, what should we do now? Play tag, or somethin’?”

No thanks… like I said, jewels and stuff don’t interest me.

And I don’t play kid games like that. I either play alone, like golfing or something, or pops and I go with Mario and them to do stuff like… go-kartting or maybe tennis or something.

"… I’m confused for the fact you’re playing sports with your enemy. I guess it’s justified for some reason, but still…."

"Maybe beat stuff up? Pranking? I’m way better at the latter. I know a lot up my sleves!”

Give me a word and I’ll create a Head Canon for it.

makoslittlebrother:

/ Send a overly sexual message to a SFW intended blog, even though they explictly said they’re uncomfortable with it.

I’M GONNA HAVE TO STOP YOU RIGHT HERE

sephiroth-sama:

zombiefoolery:

sephiroth-sama:

zombiefoolery:

sephiroth-sama:

  1. zombiefoolery started following you


 ”May I ask what your name is?”

“Zahak Tempta, zombie.” Checking the male out, she rose a brow. “You?”

“My name is Sephiroth, SOLDIER 1st Class.” He replied, looking up.

“Soidier, eh? That must be hard for a guy like yourself!”

“It’s not hard at all…”

"Really? What do you do, bein’ “‘first class’? Can you relax all the time, or is it everlasting battles? I’m gettin’ interested…"

toitlebits:

zombiefoolery:

toitlebits:

zombiefoolery:

“I’m hopin’ that your brothers and sisters are nice like your kind self.”

“Benny’s Cemetery, right near Johnnyvile. That’s where I was born and it was where I died at!”

I’m not nice, none of us are nice.

That’s pretty… morbid.

“I’m sensing a good reason to objectify!”

“Yeah, but the cemetery is pretty fun! You can find pretty cool stuff in peoples’ tombs and graves, like jewerly.”

Well keep it to yourself then.

Grave robbing is beneath us, we don’t need what the dead have.

"Fiiiiine!"

"Yeah, but atleast it satisfy my fun meter! I should show you the stuff I have if you come around the town, it’s pretty neat." She smiled. "So, since I ran out of topics, what should we do now? Play tag, or somethin’?"

toitlebits:

zombiefoolery:

“I’m hopin’ that your brothers and sisters are nice like your kind self.”

“Benny’s Cemetery, right near Johnnyvile. That’s where I was born and it was where I died at!”

I’m not nice, none of us are nice.

That’s pretty… morbid.

"I’m sensing a good reason to objectify!"

"Yeah, but the cemetery is pretty fun! You can find pretty cool stuff in peoples’ tombs and graves, like jewerly."

Headcanon:

Headcanon voice for Zahak is Honeybee from Black Dynamite heck you guys

sephiroth-sama:

zombiefoolery:

sephiroth-sama:

  1. zombiefoolery started following you


 ”May I ask what your name is?”

“Zahak Tempta, zombie.” Checking the male out, she rose a brow. “You?”

“My name is Sephiroth, SOLDIER 1st Class.” He replied, looking up.

"Soidier, eh? That must be hard for a guy like yourself!"